Why the Secret Spell Scroll system would have never worked.

Being a plantain solves nothing.
Would you kindly shut your yap about it.
I said I was sorry, it was an honest mistake, and can we please just drop this whole line of discussion before one of us says something that we'd regret.

If you don't like it, don't say dumb things.
Kinda like asking for a line of discussion to drop while continuing that line of discussion.

Ps. While I appreciate your concern, I rarely say things I regret.