Lol I have a jar full of pennies...
But I swear, have you seen Euro pennies? They are TINY, and stupid. It's like, they made two euro coins an economical size and figured they had to shrink the coins as they went down in number to emphasize value, and when they got to 1 cent they thought "Jesus, what do we do now? I know, let's slice a 2 cent coin in half in every direction and call it a 1 cent coin" You can freaking swallow 10 of these things and not notice they are so small. So small they are are impossible to READ too, so you can't even be sure they actually say 1 cent on them.
Plus you know, if companies stopped charging 9.99 or 99.99 for stuff we wouldn't evne need pennies. I mean how much richer would our economy be if they stopped making the little bastards? A lot, that's for sure.
But I swear, have you seen Euro pennies? They are TINY, and stupid. It's like, they made two euro coins an economical size and figured they had to shrink the coins as they went down in number to emphasize value, and when they got to 1 cent they thought "Jesus, what do we do now? I know, let's slice a 2 cent coin in half in every direction and call it a 1 cent coin" You can freaking swallow 10 of these things and not notice they are so small. So small they are are impossible to READ too, so you can't even be sure they actually say 1 cent on them.
Plus you know, if companies stopped charging 9.99 or 99.99 for stuff we wouldn't evne need pennies. I mean how much richer would our economy be if they stopped making the little bastards? A lot, that's for sure.

