2008-11-10, 11:24 PM
Don't get me wrong; I love beef jerky. I eat all kinds of it, from the best of best stuff like Pemmican, all the way down to the artificial nasty s'hit like slim jims. It's all about whatever my mom feels like wasting her money on when she's at Costco, and on this particular week, she got some slim jims. I don't even savor these things anymore. I just open them up and stuff the whole damn thing in my mouth and spend like five minutes chewing on the same piece until it completely loses it's taste.
BUT WHAT I HATE SO MUCH IS HOW NO MATTER HOW MANY OF THESE LITTLE S'HITS I OPEN, I NEVER GET -BETTER- AT OPENING THEM.
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS SKILL TO OPEN UP MORE THAN LIKE FIVE SLIM JIMS IN A ROW CAUSE THESE THINGS HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH NOT WANTING TO OPEN THE F'UCK UP.
I MEAN I COULD BE SITTING AROUND WATCHING REBA OR SOMETHING AND I TRY TO OPEN THE F'UCKING SLIM JIM AND IT WON'T OPEN SO I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN GRAB THE SCISSORS OPEN IT UP WALK BACK AND OH F'UCK I JUST MISSED THAT ONE FUNNY PART.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BUT WHAT I HATE SO MUCH IS HOW NO MATTER HOW MANY OF THESE LITTLE S'HITS I OPEN, I NEVER GET -BETTER- AT OPENING THEM.
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS SKILL TO OPEN UP MORE THAN LIKE FIVE SLIM JIMS IN A ROW CAUSE THESE THINGS HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH NOT WANTING TO OPEN THE F'UCK UP.
I MEAN I COULD BE SITTING AROUND WATCHING REBA OR SOMETHING AND I TRY TO OPEN THE F'UCKING SLIM JIM AND IT WON'T OPEN SO I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN GRAB THE SCISSORS OPEN IT UP WALK BACK AND OH F'UCK I JUST MISSED THAT ONE FUNNY PART.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK