The stupid debate about how stupid you are

I am dumber than everyone else because I like to drool on the table, and dip my hands in the drool and then wave them around to prove how happy I am that I have been drooling. ALSO I personally requested a lobotomy to have some free space in my brain for "lighter" material. The lobotomy was carried out, and so I only have half a brain now.

Beat THAT.