Megaupload "Shut Down" by the feds

Im not sure what you mean. Ive been around computers for a long time.
That doesn't mean I know everything about the Internet. Since when did not knowing things about the Internet constitute how long i have known the Internet? Or am I misunderstanding your phrase?

You're misunderstanding me.

I just (clearly, rather optimistically) hoped that comfort with the internet would allow someone to know how to research.
Type "Anonymous" into Google and you'll find the pertinent Wikipedia article to be the first result.

Instead, you ended up waiting 42 minutes just to ask the same question again, despite have the ability to quickly and efficiently locate the answer.