Megaupload "Shut Down" by the feds

Im not sure what you mean. Ive been around computers for a long time.
That doesn't mean I know everything about the Internet. Since when did not knowing things about the Internet constitute how long i have known the Internet? Or am I misunderstanding your phrase?

I think he means you are "new to the internet" as you are unaware to all the shenanigans that go on with 4chan and all the other stuff like that. I'm not exactly super knowledgeable on the subject either, but what the hell. If you still don't get it, actually try reading the link he posted