Corrupt a wish thread!

Here you go!

I wish for an ice cream and an unoriginal corruption for the wish.

Granted but now youe ice cream now falls into the pit of doom and destruction while you are being killed by a murder,then u are cut up then fed to fishes,where u then do thru the digestive track and come out as poop,the poop is then used a manure to grow corn,but then the corn is destroyed by a elephant that fell from the sky..Then they all lived happily ever after

I wish for a vampire to suck everyone's blood(idc)