Your card has been dealt.

Going to post the same thing I posted on Leafre, due to relevance.
>mfw those are tarot cards
>mfw The Lovers is a tarot card
>mfw divination or he's The Fool
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[spoiler=Tarot cards, also holy pomegranate I'm a genius]
0- The Fool
1- The Magician
2- The High Priestess
3- The Empress
4- The Emperor
5- The Hierophant (or Pope)
6- The Lovers
7- The Chariot
8- Justice or Strength
9- The Hermit
10- Wheel of Fortune
11- Strength or Justice
12- The Hanged Man
13- Death
14- Temperance
15- The Devil
16- The Tower
17- The Star
18- The Moon
19- The Sun
20- Judgement
21- The World
(22- The Fool [sometimes])
Way I figure it, the cards tell a story.
The Major Arcana (those 21 cards) can be used to tell the Fool's Journey.
Fool is thief hero, and the Fool's Journey will be the storyline of the thief hero. It makes so much goddamned sense. [/spoiler]
@above: yes, but that's a doctor.