TF2 Thread, now featuring HALLOWEEN!

I now have a reason to never pay real money for opening crates. There's an actual crate simulator out there:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/stripedy...mplete=tf2

According to this, I can spend $6,000 on crates, which got me 29 unusual hats, meaning if I were to undergo the hat selling business I keep reading about I gotta sell for ~$205 just to break even, meaning I somehow gotta sell hats at ~$225-250 a pop to make money off crating.

Thank god keys are tradeable. If I somehow get an Unusual anything from a single crate, I can forsee myself selling it via a Paypal account, and cash out the proceeds via my bank account.