Nader's Influence On November 2nd

McCain, "Now introducing my Vice President and the best hockey mom in the United States."

Me, "Hey... did he just gender stereotype his own vice president?"

Roommate, "I think he did."

Me, "Now introducing the best soccer mom in the United States."

Roommate, "Now introducing the best Honda Odyssey Car-pooler in the United States."

Me, "Oh god. Politics is so pineappleed up."

Roommate, "Agreed."