Women or bacon?

Women wrapped in Bacon covered in Chocolate!

What? I love chocolate to.

Chocolate covered bacon is pretty goddamned good. The salty really compliments the sweet.

Then again, I doubt very much that there is anything in this world that does not go well with bacon. Honestly, I think that how unstable their region is directly coincides with their lack of bacon; it's a bit too much of a coincidence, don't you think? I'm not saying bacon solves all of the world's problems, mainly due to how unhealthy it is, but, if I ever were to meet someone that, when asked, told me that eating bacon did not cause them an aura of general contentment with life, I don't think I would want to be around that person due to conflict of interests.