Theory: Thief & Pirate heroes in December?

That would imply they merge all NLs and shadowers into Shadow Lords (f'uck yeah)...which would cause so much havoc with equipment and whatnot. What would be the point of thief shields? Same concept for sairs. I personally think equipping two separate guns in this broken weapon version would be really stupid, but it depends on what they do with the skills anyway.

Sub-guns?
Like the DB's katara?
One Assault rifle and one potato gun.
Also, fix'd the thief merge name.