The many different ways Nexon could pineapple up Pirates.

Nexon Guy 1: uh so wat wuz planned 4 dis patch?
Nexon Guy 2: uh...
1: wtp man i thought u knew!
2: wat
1: wat?
2: wat?
1: srsly wat did we plan to add dis patch? someting big rite?
2: ya rly
1: ...not helpful.
Crazy guy: TURKEYS!
1: o yeah ty man
2: ^____^
1: how long shud we delay patch
2: o i know we can roll dis 24 sided dice nd c wat we get!
1: kk i roll
(...)
1: 19!
2: cool 19 hour delay ftw
1: so wat will we do during delay
2: uh
1: huh?
2: o since we hav lots of time we can just do dis patch nice nd slow no need to worry
1: but wat if we dont finish?
2: idc
1: kks cool conference done
2: mesarz plz

You left out the part where guy 1 said "k, let's use all that NX people paid to buy gold and rub it all over our naked bodies".