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Saw a 2/7H prenerf 25 man with one mage on WoL recruiting a mage, and when I went to their guild apps section looked like they accepted another mage.....

Edit: Lemme see this application form:

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RL Name/Character:
Age:
Occupation:
Tell us a little bit about yourself. Consider this an "introduction". (Interests outside
of this game, etc.):

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We raid Tuesday, Wednesday, and Sunday evenings from 7:00 to 11:00 PM EST. (May be extended for progression on some nights if necessary, but it's highly unlikely). We have a set 80% attendance rate requirement. Would you be able uphold that?:

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Advanced Armory Link(Log out in PVE gear):
Race/Class:
Spec:
Server:
Rate your current gear setup on a scale of 1 to 10 ( 10 being the highest ). Have you acquired the best gear available to you? Do you feel that your gem/enchant choices are optimal?:

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IMPORTANT! - Please provide us with some parses logging your performance within a raid. (World of Logs, WoW Meter Online etc.):

Explain your dps/healing rotations and why you do what you do. [IN DEPTH]:

Do you have a working microphone? Are you willing & able to speak when required?:

Why did you choose Adelante over the other guilds of Arthas?:

Do you know anyone in Adelante? Would they vouch for your skill as a player?:

Describe your previous raid experience. (guilds, ranks/roles, and content cleared - include Vanilla/BC/Wotlk if relevant) [IN DEPTH]:

Explain your reason for leaving your current guild. If you are leaving on good terms, give us the names of anyone who could vouch for you:

List your computer's specs and your internet connection:

What do you feel you can bring to Adelante? Why should we accept you into our ranks?:

With 25 man raids, spots are [b]very[b] competitive and generally are given to the highest performing players. Are you willing to compete for your spot? Are you willing to sit at times? We treat trials with respect and skill is always greater than seniority. :

Can you handle being called anything in the realm of plum, retard, and/or worthless? You must be able to take criticism and learn from it. Making a mistake once is okay, don't make it twice. :

IMPORTANT! - Provide us with a clear screenshot of your user interface. We'd rather get a shot of your interface in a raiding environment. :

An important part in keeping a cohesive unit going is communication. Wipes happen, and when they do we can't all be blah about it. To get a feeling for the type of person you are, tell us a joke. Or just something you'd find funny. :

Is there anything else we should know about you? Keep in mind this is your first impression on us, and first impressions last.: