Defending my home

Seriously though. Buy some really freaky ass mask and scare the s'hit out of her next time she does it.

But what kind of mask? She's my age, so it would probably have to be especially freaky.

Have you ever considered befriending her and sharing some of your cocaine with her? Then pomegranate will be cool. Or she'll OD.

This might be the cocaine talking, but I strongly suspect that has been her goal all along.

Grab a chainsaw and remove her feet. She'll never see it coming.

She would hear the chainsaw, Rick. God.