What Do You Guys Work As?

Seeing Sarah's "business" thread and that other guy's "I can't find a job" thread I really got excited thinking about what you guys do.

Please, take the time to share what you work as and what you actually do.

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Don't post pomegranate like "I'm the corporate exectutive assistant manager to associates treasury and finances" or some big title that means "I sell cars for Toyota." Keep the title simple and make the job description good.

If you go to school only say what you're majoring in and what you hope to do.

I'll start:

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I'm going to school, currently in second year of college. I'm taking all the classes for med school, but I also am majoring in Physics so that I can get an engineering job in case the med school thing doesn't work out or if I just change my mind. Physics is really interesting to me.

I don't and never had a job, I'm an only child and my Mom and step dad cover the funding necessary. Next summer I hope to intern somewhere, not sure where, but possibly a hospital, and if not I'm not sure where. I have heard of a lot of chemistry jobs, but as I'm not majoring in chemistry it might be a problem. Physics..I'm not sure what jobs there are for it beside engineering and not sure what I could work as/intern at a low level that has to do with that sort of thing.