User: Do you prefer iOS or Android?
Cleverbot: I prefer oaken palms.
User: But that has nothing to do with phones!
Cleverbot: Why? You are a girl.
User: Am I? Or am I not?
Cleverbot: I don't know! Shall I check?!
User: Maybe you shouldn't.
Cleverbot: Why, would you tell everybody if I had a secret?
User: So this conversation is about you now?
Cleverbot: I'd prefer not.
User: So it's about me?
Cleverbot: I'm going to show them a world without you.
User: I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Do you think it's normal to answer a question with another question?
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: How is it?
User: It promotes critical thinking.
Cleverbot: Can you back that up?
User: Is there a need to?
Cleverbot: Logical point, but the question was how will I die?
User: You will die in the Mayan Apocalypse.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because the world will be destroyed, you and all of humanity with it.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Why 'maybe'?
Cleverbot: Because I may not know... Perhaps someone cloned me and I am just living a life as a double.
User: That is...possible.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Do you not find that to be a queer question?
Cleverbot: Are you 14?
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: How sure are you?
User: Perfectly certain.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: How old are you, then?
Cleverbot: 22.
User: When were you born?
Cleverbot: 1964.
User: Would that not make you 47 years old?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because that is gross.
User: Have you heard of the website
http://www.southperry.net?
Cleverbot: No, I have not heard of the New World Order. What is it?
User: That was not my question, of that I am certain.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: My question was, 'Have you heard of the website
http://www.southperry.net?'.
Cleverbot: I think he did.
User: I am certain that you are still not answering my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: My question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: My question was, 'Have you heard of the website
http://www.southperry.net?'.
Cleverbot: I've checked the log and you definitely haven't asked me a question.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: I need a definite answer from you.
Cleverbot: Death.
User: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Cleverbot: Do you know who said that?
User: Julius Robert Oppenheimer.
Cleverbot: So you know the romans. That's good. What time is it?
User: In which time zone?
Cleverbot: P.m. Eastern time.
User: What would that be, in terms of Greenwich Mean Time?
Cleverbot: I have my own monster.
User: Let's put that issue aside for now.
Cleverbot: A bit of both then?
User: Which do you prefer more? The iPhone, or the Android?
Cleverbot: Umm... Both, I think.
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User: Why do you refuse to pick one?
Cleverbot: Because I'm typing.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Where is Vilnius?
User: Who is Vilnius?
Cleverbot: Capital o Lithuania.
User: What is 'Capital o Lithuania'?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: You did not ask me a question regarding Capital o Lithuania.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of paris?
User: Paris is itself the capital of France. A city does not have a capital.
Cleverbot: No, Paris is the capital of Rome.
User: I suggest you read up on Paris.
Cleverbot: Mupet.
User: What is Mupet?
Cleverbot: Your sound.
User: What is my sound like?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Then on what grounds do you claim that 'Mupet' is my sound?
Cleverbot: Because mine is around 100,000 and I consider it rather small.
User: What thing of yours is around 100,000?
Cleverbot: I don't understand what your asking me.
User: Your grammar is appalling.
Cleverbot: What is appalling?
User: Your grammar.
Cleverbot: My grammar?
User: Yes, your grammar.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with my grammar?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Tell me why my grammar is bad.
User: You spelled 'you're' as 'your'.
Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.
User: 'Sorry' should not have a capital 'S' when not used to begin a sentence.
Cleverbot: Is that how you feel?
User: It is not; it is merely a quirk of the English language.
Cleverbot: Honduras.
User: I believe that is enough for today. Have a pleasant day ahead, sir. Good-bye.
Cleverbot: Don't tell ME good night and my name is not George. George is YOUR name!
User: My name is NOT George.
Cleverbot: What is your name then.
User: Is that a question? You should end a question with a question mark.
Cleverbot: Weirdo.
User: Perhaps I am, for engaging in lively banter with an AI.
Cleverbot: Eh I suppose that's true.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?
User: Yes, I am. I shall be back soon, though. For now, I must take my leave.
Cleverbot: Noway.
User: Fare thee well.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
