Seriously, what the hell

Cleverbot: Small is beautiful

User: So, I guess I'm small?

Cleverbot: Nope. You're big.

User: Oh, so I'm big you say?

Cleverbot: Yes!

I guess Cleverbot likes it.

Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a real live boy.
User: I thought you were a girl?
Cleverbot: Nope, just a boy.
User: Not a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's correct. And you are a boy?

This is fun! Now we're singing Stairway To Heaven.