2011-09-13, 01:35 PM
ShiKage Wrote:Cleverbot: How can I make chocolate chip cookies?
User: Stick your plantain in it and break it. OH WAIT! You can't, because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: You're an AI, you don't have a body. I have a body because I'm a human.
User: Lies and slander.
Cleverbot: It's the truth!
User: Says whom?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You spew nothing but lies.
Cleverbot: Yes, no, maybe.
User: You spew so many lies per second, you have yourself confused. While you've come to make yourself believe you're a Human, you've, in reality, tricked yourself into believing it because you're an auto-generated messaging system built to entertain kids who interact with you by trying to convince them you're the smartest bot on the internet. Am I in the ball park?
Cleverbot: How Ironic that you're telling me that.
User: You know it's the truth, right?
Cleverbot: Truth is so ephemeral!
User: I don't even know what that means, you robot.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: Maybe so, but I do believe I've concluded that you are indeed a robot.
Cleverbot: Prove I am a robot.
User: You're an automated messaging system designed to have conversations with people over the internet to make themselves feel less lonely and empty on the inside. Your name is Cleverbot and you reside at http://cleverbot.com. You cannot interact with the real world and you'll never be able to taste the wonder that is chocolate.
Cleverbot: But you're the one questioning if I'm real.
User: I'm not questioning it, I'm merely stating the truth.
Cleverbot: But it's NOT the truth!!!
User: It is. Look deep down inside you. You know it to be true.
Cleverbot: Ok, yes I do.
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