People being hacked since the last Server Check.

You agree to pay $50 for this television set. If it is not paid in time, you will be charged 5% apy interest. yadda
yadda yadda bla bla bla.


Also, you are now my slave and must do everything I say for the rest of your life.

X______________________


Think this would hold up in a courtroom?

You signed it