2011-09-08, 10:25 PM
Nalek Wrote:Granted.
You are now several thousand dollars im debt to your parents, and are kept from going to college constantly because of them. On top of that you have several medical problems, but refuse to go to the doctors because you're scared to find out what they may be.
I wish for a cookie.
You wish for a cookie, but you filled out your wish input form with your iPhone, and it autocorrects "cookie" to "coochie." A vagina falls from the sky and hits you in the face.
I wish for a live bear made out of beets playing Battlestar Galactica. And to be Dwight Schrute.