Opeth Wrote::^|
Everyone faps whether they like to admit it or not. EVERYONE. Wanna know how I know this? If males didn't fap, then they'd have to endure nocturnal emissions every 3 weeks. Sounds like fun, HUH? We all know females are hornier than males anyway, so this is a given.
Believe it or not, I don't. You'd think I'd fap to pictures of Shawn Johnson.

