2011-08-31, 09:07 PM
I just...can't comprehend...the teams lately...
I'm sorry but I just need to vent.
First game, I go Irelia, we ask our Xin to jungle. He says ok, but doesn't take smite. I'm not familiar with Xin so I don't know if it's possible for him to jungle without it (I'm pretty sure some champs can jungle without it). Anyway, he takes a Doran Blade as his starting item. We ask him wtp he's doing and he says "ok no jungle" He proceeds to go 2/10/11 or something by the time we surrender. His 11 assists came from diving into their team and ulting while we tried to help him and cleaned up after he immediately died.
Second game. I go Orianna. Our team is doing really well, except we were once caught out of position and my team died except me so I ran back to base while they took Baron. We could take them in a teamfight easily so we all group at base, except our Nidalee who for some reason decides to just chill in bottom lane while they come rushing at us. They outnumber us, team doesn't focus their carry, Nidalee gets there late, we lose. I ended with a score 9/3/16.
Third game, I'm asked to tank. Fine, whatever, just pick Singed. I'm doing well top lane, got a kill and couple assists, they left their lane and let me free farm so I think we'll do fine. Unfortunately our Nidalee wasn't doing well mid against Kennen and he kept going to bot lane and killing them while she said nothing. Kennen gets rather fed but when I was present in teamfights we could take him down. Then all of a sudden surrender vote appears and they all agree to surrender 4-1(me). Score wasn't even that bad, it was all Kennen doing damage and getting kills and I was farmed already. Team is just too stupid to buy even a Negatron to try to mitigate his damage.
tl;dr solo queue is a pomegranatehole and I just can't carry retards
/end rage, sorry.
I'm sorry but I just need to vent.
First game, I go Irelia, we ask our Xin to jungle. He says ok, but doesn't take smite. I'm not familiar with Xin so I don't know if it's possible for him to jungle without it (I'm pretty sure some champs can jungle without it). Anyway, he takes a Doran Blade as his starting item. We ask him wtp he's doing and he says "ok no jungle" He proceeds to go 2/10/11 or something by the time we surrender. His 11 assists came from diving into their team and ulting while we tried to help him and cleaned up after he immediately died.
Second game. I go Orianna. Our team is doing really well, except we were once caught out of position and my team died except me so I ran back to base while they took Baron. We could take them in a teamfight easily so we all group at base, except our Nidalee who for some reason decides to just chill in bottom lane while they come rushing at us. They outnumber us, team doesn't focus their carry, Nidalee gets there late, we lose. I ended with a score 9/3/16.
Third game, I'm asked to tank. Fine, whatever, just pick Singed. I'm doing well top lane, got a kill and couple assists, they left their lane and let me free farm so I think we'll do fine. Unfortunately our Nidalee wasn't doing well mid against Kennen and he kept going to bot lane and killing them while she said nothing. Kennen gets rather fed but when I was present in teamfights we could take him down. Then all of a sudden surrender vote appears and they all agree to surrender 4-1(me). Score wasn't even that bad, it was all Kennen doing damage and getting kills and I was farmed already. Team is just too stupid to buy even a Negatron to try to mitigate his damage.
tl;dr solo queue is a pomegranatehole and I just can't carry retards
/end rage, sorry.

