TF2 Thread, now featuring HALLOWEEN!

So, random question. Has anyone ever Named/Described their weapons?

I have three. All of them Pyro melees (Pyro is my most-played class).

My Homewrecker is named "Super Steveio's Sapper Smashing Service". No description.
My Powerjack is named "Assault and Battery", with a description of "For when arson isn't enough."
and my Backscratcher is named "Rake N' Bake", with a description of "You will be baked, and then there will be rake."

I have 2 name tags, but I can't think of any good names. I want to name my face-melting knife.