How did MapleStory Make You Smile Today?

Training a cleric as a HS mule in CDs, I was level 5x, a level 4x cleric come in and "Get out noob or I use my high level Aran"
Ignored and here comes an Aran, level 6x, well, I hop on my 8x aran and tele there.
Gone and came back with a 9x Evan, and I came back with a level 100 Evan which I trained for glasses.
He disappeared, for 5 minutes, and come back in with a 8x Soul Master(or DW on GMS) later, so I just log out and got onto my 120 SM.
He logged off, come back with a 131 Captain (Or Corsair in GMS term), I went there with my 15x Captain.
He didn't give up and come back with a 14x bishop(OMG Tele 1HKO CDs I lose), and I turns into a 15x bishop and tele there.
He gave up finally, this lasted around 2 hours.

I was "smiling" so hard.

That entire story sounds ridiculously implausible.

Not only that, but your 15x Bishop would have no advantage over his 14x Bishop since, as you said, Telemastery equals instant killing.
The same can be said of several other match-ups you mentioned; the higher level would have served no benefit since speed is all that matters when everything OHKOs.