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Man, MapleStory is my favourite past time. I hate when it's down for even a second.

You disgusting addict, im going to lecture you because im an adult that knows responsibilty and it is my responsibilty to teach you how to be responsible: maplestory is worse than porn because maplestory costs money and gives you nothing, porn teaches you position and is a well paying job with healthcare and dental therefore you are better off being a porn addict than a maple addict which is like a blackhole addict without the math just the taking away from, you should be ashamed and maplestory is worse than porn and this is clear by the career benefits it may offer for how sexy you are, and you must be sexy, therefore you should just play maple because your ugly.

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I hope this isn't take seriously