Chinese Couple Sells All Three Kids to Play Online Games

Since all good points have been made already...
I can't help but see the troll science.

• 1: Discover baby factory in belly.
  
• 2: Discover activation switch in pants.
  
• 3: ????
  
• 4: Sell baby to profit.
  

Infinite profits. You jelly?
Edit: Use babe magnet for faster ????

for some reason, as sure as hell as i am that you meant "baby" magnet, i can't help but chuckle at the fact that a "babe magnet" would increase profit too, use both for 2^2 profit.