2011-07-19, 09:09 PM
You ever just stop giving a pomegranate as the game loads?
Let me preface by saying the previous game involved a bad Soraka. You can't roll her into any team comp. It just doesn't work out.
So I'm in champ select. We get TF and Sona. Sure. The third guy is rolling through every champion he has. I. Fucking. Hate. That.
So I think, "pineapple it, I'll see if he makes up his mind if I choose Corki"
Naaaah.
So he's still spinning through champs and the last guy hasn't picked anyone.
Spinner lets himself end upon Tryndamere.
I manage to switch to Maokai with literally no time on the clock.
Last guy never did lock in.
He gets randomed as Soraka.
pineapple.
We end up against Mord, Cait, Kat, GP, and Brand. Five of the strongest solo champs in the game right now. Four ignites. Two Exhausts.
...
Tryndamere gives up FB in the bottom bush. Doesn't face-check it. Was already in it. Didn't wait for Sona. GP and Kat walk in and kill him.
TF gives a death in mid.
Soraka has died once with me. Cait and Mord zone me half the time. I can't put up the DPS to do pomegranate.
TF hits six and attempts to gank Caitlyn top. We're already 0-6 at this point. I admit I wasn't paying attention. We all die. My first death.
TF quits.
I explain I honestly didn't give a pomegranate from the loading screen, but I wouldn't troll. Just don't expect me to play aggressively with a mediocre burst champion on the team at a tremendous disadvantage.
Soraka is glad to have a reason to report me now. I kinda hope she did, since the rest of the team made me look like a saint by the end of the game.
Tryn dies at bot again and Sona comes back laughing.
"I heard your ult go off so I tabbed back in from reddit to see Kat shove that dagger up your ass"
We half-assedly defend. Die some more. Soraka stops playing after our first base turret goes down.
So it's just me and that Tryndamere dicking around as they win in 19 minutes. Dying more in the process of course.
Let me preface by saying the previous game involved a bad Soraka. You can't roll her into any team comp. It just doesn't work out.
So I'm in champ select. We get TF and Sona. Sure. The third guy is rolling through every champion he has. I. Fucking. Hate. That.
So I think, "pineapple it, I'll see if he makes up his mind if I choose Corki"
Naaaah.
So he's still spinning through champs and the last guy hasn't picked anyone.
Spinner lets himself end upon Tryndamere.
I manage to switch to Maokai with literally no time on the clock.
Last guy never did lock in.
He gets randomed as Soraka.
pineapple.
We end up against Mord, Cait, Kat, GP, and Brand. Five of the strongest solo champs in the game right now. Four ignites. Two Exhausts.
...
Tryndamere gives up FB in the bottom bush. Doesn't face-check it. Was already in it. Didn't wait for Sona. GP and Kat walk in and kill him.
TF gives a death in mid.
Soraka has died once with me. Cait and Mord zone me half the time. I can't put up the DPS to do pomegranate.
TF hits six and attempts to gank Caitlyn top. We're already 0-6 at this point. I admit I wasn't paying attention. We all die. My first death.
TF quits.
I explain I honestly didn't give a pomegranate from the loading screen, but I wouldn't troll. Just don't expect me to play aggressively with a mediocre burst champion on the team at a tremendous disadvantage.
Soraka is glad to have a reason to report me now. I kinda hope she did, since the rest of the team made me look like a saint by the end of the game.
Tryn dies at bot again and Sona comes back laughing.
"I heard your ult go off so I tabbed back in from reddit to see Kat shove that dagger up your ass"
We half-assedly defend. Die some more. Soraka stops playing after our first base turret goes down.
So it's just me and that Tryndamere dicking around as they win in 19 minutes. Dying more in the process of course.