2008-10-18, 06:57 PM
Ah, the sweet, sweet beery stench of alcoholic profit. Me and my roommate took a page from the local homeless and went can collecting in the tailgating fields during the football game today. Lesson learned: start when the partying starts, not a half hour before kickoff. We figure about $20 for an hour and a half between the two of us, and figure that's a number easily tripled next game. I *almost* felt bad when I saw the line of hobos outside the closest grocery store waiting their turn for the can and bottle return things. Gotta let our bag fester and stink for a while until later tonight when there hopefully isn't a line.
Looting the public's aluminum and glass dimes is fun indeed.
Watching the drunk shenanigans of the college booze culture is even more fun.
Cracking open a bottle of Bud that was lying in a bush and pouring it out to get the bottle right by a group frat boys was the most fun.
Looting the public's aluminum and glass dimes is fun indeed.
Watching the drunk shenanigans of the college booze culture is even more fun.
Cracking open a bottle of Bud that was lying in a bush and pouring it out to get the bottle right by a group frat boys was the most fun.

