2011-06-28, 02:07 AM
iamflip Wrote:[SPOILER=I'm just gonna leave this here.]See: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subculture...ic#NPRquiz
SAGAL: So here we go. You ready to do this? One of the current My Little Ponys is Rarity. That is her name, Rarity. What is her particular enthusiasm? A: she loves her little line of toys called My Even Tinier Ponies. B: giving other ponies makeovers. Or C: eating paste.
President CLINTON: Eating what?
SAGAL: Eating past, sir, Mr. President.
President CLINTON: P-A-S-T-E?
SAGAL: P-A-S-T-E, paste, sir.
President CLINTON: B.
SAGAL: Yes, giving other ponies makeovers. Yes, that is in fact Raritys
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SAGAL: Big enthusiasm. Very fashion conscious, our Rarity is. All right, when ponies in Equestria discover their true talents in life, they earn something. What? A tattoo on their flank, known as a cutie mark. B: a title, such as Fluttershy the Inventive. Or C: the right to mate.
President CLINTON: A.
SAGAL: A. Youre going to go for A, a tattoo known as the cutie mark? Oh, youre right, sir.
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Ms. JESSI KLEIN (Comedienne): I have to say I think its probably fair to say this is the highest stake situation President Clinton has ever been in.
SAGAL: I think so.
Ms. KLEIN: In his entire life.
SAGAL: And hes doing so well.
Ms. KLEIN: Hes killing it.
SAGAL: Thats true.
SAGAL: All right, well lets see if you can be perfect. The ponies most powerful enemy is which of these? A: Krastos the Glue Maker.
President CLINTON: If hes not, he ought to be.
SAGAL: Yeah, I know. B: the evil pony Nightmare Moon. Or C: the cynical grownup, Chester.
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President CLINTON: B.
SAGAL: B, youre going to go for the evil pony Nightmare Moon. Youre right, Mr. President.
Mr. BODETT: Wow.
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SAGAL: Nightmare Moon is released in the opening episode from the prison where shes been held for a thousand years, and is only defeated by the ponies working together, and then they have a party.
IllegallySane Wrote:Haha wow, just found this. NPR had Bill Clinton play "Not my job" with questions on Friendship is Magic at the end of their chat with him. Hilarity ensues:
http://www.npr.org/2011/06/25/137386121/...not-my-job
At least I went through the trouble to listen to the whole 10 minute segment.
