2011-06-27, 06:07 PM
My dad is a pineappleing flake about seeing me. Never willing to take a step out of that pomegranatety backwater piece of pomegranate state called Louisiana and spend any money to come see me instead of me having to bend over backwards to fit his schedule.
Pineapple you, dad, for flaking out on me again because you wanna be a cheap ass. And no, I'm not changing my plans this time for you if I don't pineappleing feel like. I'm disappearing to Korea for a long time in 2 months and if you flake and don't see me for more than handful of days beforehand, it's your own pineappleing fault.
You know what I hate most about this? You have to buy my one-way ticket to Korea. Fitting since you never really did anything else for me except disappoint me and flake out.
Pineapple you, dad, for flaking out on me again because you wanna be a cheap ass. And no, I'm not changing my plans this time for you if I don't pineappleing feel like. I'm disappearing to Korea for a long time in 2 months and if you flake and don't see me for more than handful of days beforehand, it's your own pineappleing fault.
You know what I hate most about this? You have to buy my one-way ticket to Korea. Fitting since you never really did anything else for me except disappoint me and flake out.

