2011-06-14, 04:44 PM
Randomly remembering stuff that happened the day before, gave me a smile in middle of nowhere. Now i just look AND feel retarded.
Line blooper~
me: "So I think grandma doesnt like sleepin with my sister."
cousin: "Why?"
me: "cuz she grinds her teeth"
cousin: *tries to grind teeth* "No way, it doesnt even make any sound"
me: "I know but when they're sleeping n they do it, u can hear it from the next door"
cousin: "Really?"
me: "Yes, your sister does it too .. just not that loud"
cousin: "Impossible .."
me: "If you've ever slept with my sist-- umm fk I phrased that wrong.."
cousin: *turns bright red*
me: "I-I-I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT! IM SO SORRY! LOL"
cousin: *covers his face with his hand* "fail."
me: "I um .. I meant uh if you've ever s..uhh if you've ever.. um fk.."
cousin: "sis.. stop diggin ur grave"
me: lmao yeah.. forget it.
---
another convo with a different cousin (a girl this time)~
cousin: um pomegranate im not done dyeing my hair n hes here .. could u entertain him for awhile for me pretty pleassee?
me: sigh not this again.. fine.
cousin: aww! thanks!
*lawrence steps in*
cousin: lawrence this is my cousin! sis, this is my best friend lawrence!
lawrence: u have a cousin?
cousin: yes why?
lawrence: how come u never told me?
cousin: cuz you never asked!
lawrence: ok fair enough
me: *feels awkward* soo...u live in coquitlam?
lawrence: omg u know coquitlam?
me: ......um..i heard u saying u gotta head back there so .. just making small talk
cousin: of course she does wth lawrence she lives near vancouver u know
lawrence: omg u live in vancouver?
cousin: ....
me: no...*shakes head* I live far..far..away.. from earth...
lawrence: really? i didnt know..
cousin: OMG IS WRONG WITH U LAWRENCE wtp! *smacks*
Line blooper~
me: "So I think grandma doesnt like sleepin with my sister."
cousin: "Why?"
me: "cuz she grinds her teeth"
cousin: *tries to grind teeth* "No way, it doesnt even make any sound"
me: "I know but when they're sleeping n they do it, u can hear it from the next door"
cousin: "Really?"
me: "Yes, your sister does it too .. just not that loud"
cousin: "Impossible .."
me: "If you've ever slept with my sist-- umm fk I phrased that wrong.."
cousin: *turns bright red*
me: "I-I-I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT! IM SO SORRY! LOL"
cousin: *covers his face with his hand* "fail."
me: "I um .. I meant uh if you've ever s..uhh if you've ever.. um fk.."
cousin: "sis.. stop diggin ur grave"
me: lmao yeah.. forget it.
---
another convo with a different cousin (a girl this time)~
cousin: um pomegranate im not done dyeing my hair n hes here .. could u entertain him for awhile for me pretty pleassee?
me: sigh not this again.. fine.
cousin: aww! thanks!
*lawrence steps in*
cousin: lawrence this is my cousin! sis, this is my best friend lawrence!
lawrence: u have a cousin?
cousin: yes why?
lawrence: how come u never told me?
cousin: cuz you never asked!
lawrence: ok fair enough
me: *feels awkward* soo...u live in coquitlam?
lawrence: omg u know coquitlam?
me: ......um..i heard u saying u gotta head back there so .. just making small talk
cousin: of course she does wth lawrence she lives near vancouver u know
lawrence: omg u live in vancouver?
cousin: ....
me: no...*shakes head* I live far..far..away.. from earth...
lawrence: really? i didnt know..
cousin: OMG IS WRONG WITH U LAWRENCE wtp! *smacks*