School superintendent requests school be turned into prison

I seem to be subsiting on one meal a day just fine. Lunch-only is definitely an option.

But in prison, all the inmates have to A) work out in the yard, B) watch their back(side) in the shower, C) know the proper cigarette-to-item exchange rates, D) work out in their cell, and E) not get shanked for any reason. That's a lot of mental and physical stress, and one-meal-a-day just won't cut it.