2011-06-09, 09:37 AM
Found in a pokemon forum. The writer wrote this during a bus ride, and I'm courage enough to translate it.
Here we go
Here we go
Spoiler
Once upon a time in the land far far away. There is a boy, he is known as the dumbest kid in the village.
Once upon a time in the same land. There is a girl which is known as the smartest kid in the village.
And because of the village is so small and uncivilized, there is only one school.
Mr. dumb and Ms. Smart go to the same school.
There, Mr.dumb meets Ms.Smart. Wheter he's dumb, he falls in love with Ms.Smart at first sight.
He confesses he's in love at the moment he meets her.
The girl smiles shyingly, and tell the boy we're too young this is not the right time. Of course because he is dumb, so he doesn't know what does that mean.
So both of them grow up together, be impossibly a good friend to each other. Mr.dumb's parents are so glad he's a friend of Ms.Smart, for he would be smarter someday.
But because he is dumb, he doesn't change.
Stupidity is still stupidity, no matter what happens.
The boy grows up to teenage, but he doesn't know what does that mean. For him, still breathing is the best thing in the world.
Ms.Smart grows up, and she is very beautiful. Mr.dumb loves her even more.
He confesses his love to Ms.Smart again. She smiles friendly, and says she wants to continue her education in the city and we they should discuss about this again when she finished.
Of couse Mr.dumb doesn't know what is education, so he asks his parents about that. They tell him education is going to school. Continuing the education means going to a bigger school.
Mr.dumb intepretes schools to playgrounds, because that's where he always was when he went to school. Thinking it'd be fun going to a bigger school with the body big enough to climb a tree, he's secretly angry at Ms.Smart for continueing her education without him.
The boy asks his parents to get to city, to continue his education. They're happy.
His parents bring him to schools in the city, but none of them accepts him because of his stupidity.
Mr.dumb is sad why nobody accepts him to learn... play with, so he cries hard.
And then it's his childhood friend gives him drugs he hears it'd make you feel fun. Of couse, thanks to his stupidity, he doesn't think twice. In fact, he never thinks at all.
He's addicted to it, and has to keep buying it from his friend until he gets caught by his parents... no, he even tells them to try the drug out.
He is brought to a place. He can't remember its name because of his stupidity.
He wants to take that drug again so much, but his teacher wearing a weird-looking suit tells him it's not good and give him candies instead.
It's five years he's in that place. He goes back home, his parents are dead.
He's so sad nobody fix them, so he keeps himself in the room. Later, the same childhood friend brings him same drug, but he doesn't take it. He doesn't want to go back in that place again, because he's scared nobody would fix his parents.
In that same year, Ms Smart gets back to the village with black folded paper wearing weird black suit with ugly hat Mr.dumb thinks his frog bathing cap looks a lot better.
Although she's wearing that weird suit, but Mr.dumb still likes Ms.Smart. She looks even more beautiful. Mr.dumb confesses his love to her once again.
She looks at Mr.dumb with ugly face before she says because he's addicted to drugs she doesn't want to end her future at him.
What is the future, he asks. She says future is what awaits you, but we'll never see.
He's too stupid to understand, so he asks how does she know her future will end at him if she can't see it.
She says because she wants to find a job and has a good family in the capital. That's her bright future. Living with Mr.dumb isn't.
Mr.dumb is confused and tell Ms.Smart he doesn't know what that means but he will wait.
Then, Ms.Smart goes to the capital, while Mr.dumb has a job as a coconut collecter in a farm.
Because he's dumb, he doesn't know how to climb the coconut tree, but that is not dumb as he doesn't know how to fall from it.
That means he never falls from the tree, so he becomes world's No.1 coconut collector.
Years after years, Mr.dumb collects coconuts, awaits for Ms.Smart's return.
And that day has come. Ms.Smart returns to the town with huge belly.
Despite of what villagers say, because he doesn't know anything, he's happy he meets her again.
He asks what's wrong, why so fat.
She says she's pregnant without father. Her company went bankrupt. She has no other place to go but here.
Mr.dumb doesn't know what does pregnant without father means. He thinks it means her father is dead. That means he's pregnant without father as well.
And what is bankrupt? Maybe she was working in a bank and it's rubbish. What a stupid idea.
She cries hard and asks Mr.dumb wheter he's still waiting for her. He says no, he is collecting coconut.
What a stupid answer.
She cries even harder because nobody misses her even her old friend.
Mr.dumb seems to think of something and says right, before he collected coconut he was waiting for her, but not anymore because Ms.Smart is here.
He stupidly smiles.
Ms.Smart smiles with tears and says thank you.
Mr.dumb doesn't understand. He asks why thank him, she doesn't ask him to.
She stands still for a while.
Then he can think of something and says she's still beautiful for him. This must be his another confession.
She smiles before cries up again. She says she doesn't have any future now, don't end his future at me.
Mr.dumb doesn't understand, so he says:
"Once you said your future would end at me, said you want to have a bright future.
Now you said your future has ended, and you don't want me to end mine at you.
I don't know what is future, you told me it's something up ahead but can't be seen.
I don't know what is my future, because I can't see what can't be seen.
But I know what's in front of me, right now, it's you."
Ms.Smart goes still for a while, before she cries up again. Mr.dumb notices the change on her face, the smile. It's the one when he confessed his love back in the childhood.
Wedding is set in the village. It is called the weirdest wedding ever because it's the wedding of the smartest woman in the village and the dumbest man in the village.
He says, he will collect coconuts to take care of her and the kid. Seems someone told him there's a baby in her womb.
Before he is told how to be a father and how is it to have a family, he only knows one thing: He's definitely going to be happy for staying with someone he loves.
Nobody told him, but he knows for sure he's the happiest man in the world.
Nobody told us, but we know for sure he'll be the dumbest happiest man in the world as well.
Once upon a time in the land far far away. There is a boy, he is known as the dumbest kid in the village.
Once upon a time in the same land. There is a girl which is known as the smartest kid in the village.
And because of the village is so small and uncivilized, there is only one school.
Mr. dumb and Ms. Smart go to the same school.
There, Mr.dumb meets Ms.Smart. Wheter he's dumb, he falls in love with Ms.Smart at first sight.
He confesses he's in love at the moment he meets her.
The girl smiles shyingly, and tell the boy we're too young this is not the right time. Of course because he is dumb, so he doesn't know what does that mean.
So both of them grow up together, be impossibly a good friend to each other. Mr.dumb's parents are so glad he's a friend of Ms.Smart, for he would be smarter someday.
But because he is dumb, he doesn't change.
Stupidity is still stupidity, no matter what happens.
The boy grows up to teenage, but he doesn't know what does that mean. For him, still breathing is the best thing in the world.
Ms.Smart grows up, and she is very beautiful. Mr.dumb loves her even more.
He confesses his love to Ms.Smart again. She smiles friendly, and says she wants to continue her education in the city and we they should discuss about this again when she finished.
Of couse Mr.dumb doesn't know what is education, so he asks his parents about that. They tell him education is going to school. Continuing the education means going to a bigger school.
Mr.dumb intepretes schools to playgrounds, because that's where he always was when he went to school. Thinking it'd be fun going to a bigger school with the body big enough to climb a tree, he's secretly angry at Ms.Smart for continueing her education without him.
The boy asks his parents to get to city, to continue his education. They're happy.
His parents bring him to schools in the city, but none of them accepts him because of his stupidity.
Mr.dumb is sad why nobody accepts him to learn... play with, so he cries hard.
And then it's his childhood friend gives him drugs he hears it'd make you feel fun. Of couse, thanks to his stupidity, he doesn't think twice. In fact, he never thinks at all.
He's addicted to it, and has to keep buying it from his friend until he gets caught by his parents... no, he even tells them to try the drug out.
He is brought to a place. He can't remember its name because of his stupidity.
He wants to take that drug again so much, but his teacher wearing a weird-looking suit tells him it's not good and give him candies instead.
It's five years he's in that place. He goes back home, his parents are dead.
He's so sad nobody fix them, so he keeps himself in the room. Later, the same childhood friend brings him same drug, but he doesn't take it. He doesn't want to go back in that place again, because he's scared nobody would fix his parents.
In that same year, Ms Smart gets back to the village with black folded paper wearing weird black suit with ugly hat Mr.dumb thinks his frog bathing cap looks a lot better.
Although she's wearing that weird suit, but Mr.dumb still likes Ms.Smart. She looks even more beautiful. Mr.dumb confesses his love to her once again.
She looks at Mr.dumb with ugly face before she says because he's addicted to drugs she doesn't want to end her future at him.
What is the future, he asks. She says future is what awaits you, but we'll never see.
He's too stupid to understand, so he asks how does she know her future will end at him if she can't see it.
She says because she wants to find a job and has a good family in the capital. That's her bright future. Living with Mr.dumb isn't.
Mr.dumb is confused and tell Ms.Smart he doesn't know what that means but he will wait.
Then, Ms.Smart goes to the capital, while Mr.dumb has a job as a coconut collecter in a farm.
Because he's dumb, he doesn't know how to climb the coconut tree, but that is not dumb as he doesn't know how to fall from it.
That means he never falls from the tree, so he becomes world's No.1 coconut collector.
Years after years, Mr.dumb collects coconuts, awaits for Ms.Smart's return.
And that day has come. Ms.Smart returns to the town with huge belly.
Despite of what villagers say, because he doesn't know anything, he's happy he meets her again.
He asks what's wrong, why so fat.
She says she's pregnant without father. Her company went bankrupt. She has no other place to go but here.
Mr.dumb doesn't know what does pregnant without father means. He thinks it means her father is dead. That means he's pregnant without father as well.
And what is bankrupt? Maybe she was working in a bank and it's rubbish. What a stupid idea.
She cries hard and asks Mr.dumb wheter he's still waiting for her. He says no, he is collecting coconut.
What a stupid answer.
She cries even harder because nobody misses her even her old friend.
Mr.dumb seems to think of something and says right, before he collected coconut he was waiting for her, but not anymore because Ms.Smart is here.
He stupidly smiles.
Ms.Smart smiles with tears and says thank you.
Mr.dumb doesn't understand. He asks why thank him, she doesn't ask him to.
She stands still for a while.
Then he can think of something and says she's still beautiful for him. This must be his another confession.
She smiles before cries up again. She says she doesn't have any future now, don't end his future at me.
Mr.dumb doesn't understand, so he says:
"Once you said your future would end at me, said you want to have a bright future.
Now you said your future has ended, and you don't want me to end mine at you.
I don't know what is future, you told me it's something up ahead but can't be seen.
I don't know what is my future, because I can't see what can't be seen.
But I know what's in front of me, right now, it's you."
Ms.Smart goes still for a while, before she cries up again. Mr.dumb notices the change on her face, the smile. It's the one when he confessed his love back in the childhood.
Wedding is set in the village. It is called the weirdest wedding ever because it's the wedding of the smartest woman in the village and the dumbest man in the village.
He says, he will collect coconuts to take care of her and the kid. Seems someone told him there's a baby in her womb.
Before he is told how to be a father and how is it to have a family, he only knows one thing: He's definitely going to be happy for staying with someone he loves.
Nobody told him, but he knows for sure he's the happiest man in the world.
Nobody told us, but we know for sure he'll be the dumbest happiest man in the world as well.