2011-06-06, 08:37 PM
Corn Wrote:You know you have a problem when you have the 3rd most posts on Southperry.
There are these six guys from Southperry who walk into a bar, Takebacker, Eosian, MetaSeraphim, Fiel, Dusk and Corn.
Dusk asks the barkeep if he has a flaming sailor to which the barkeep replies no causing Dusk to tell the others bye and leave.
Fiel asks the barkeep if they're Chinchilla friendly to which the barkeep replies by pointing at the Chinchilla-on-a-Stick on the menu causing Fiel to tell the others bye and leave.
After the the remaining four ordered their drinks and was talking casually among themselves when suddenly Corn stood up shocking the other three. Corn used to be one of Eosian's top poster until the young upstart MetaSeraphim made him look like a fool, Corn having enough of this decided to call MetaSeraphim out to which MetaSeraphim replied to Corn by headbutting him and knocking him out. This caused Takebacker to burst out laughing and Eosian to look on scoldingly. MetaSeraphim then grabbed a barstool and smashed it over Takebacker's head causing Eosian to say. "Alright, that is enough. You're banned for a year." This caused MetaSeraphim to reply with.
"You know you might have a problem when you make lame horrible jokes with no proper ending or punchline about members of Southperry meeting outside of Southperry."