2011-05-28, 05:23 PM
While you guys have fun I'm going to and tank for piece of pomegranate teams like these.
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When Lux said "WOW SOMEONE THAT PICKS TANK I AM IN HEAVEN LOL" in champ select, I knew this was going to be a tough game. Bottom tower went down at 11:30. I was top with an MF who tower hugged WHEN THE MINIONS WERE AT THE OTHER TOWER. Basically a solo lane, so I pineappleed up Teemo and Nasus, was 6/0/1 about twenty minutes in. MF continued to recall AS SOON AS she could buy an item. Eventually we stopped laning and started teamfighting, which is when Garen and Nasus repeatedly tried to 1v4 them instead of waiting for me. I'm not going to Stand United when you're trying to pineappleing 1v4, waste of an ult. Garen SPAMMED his ult. He didn't care how much HP his target had, if they were in range and it wasn't on cooldown a giant sword was going to slam into an opponent to deal 4 damage. Nasus thought his ult made him invincible. MF was a non-factor, as was Lux. They focused me, I pineappleed them up with Thornmail, Sunfire, and Randuin's. Team basically refused to help.
[SIZE="7"]REST OF TEAM COMBINED FOR 19 KILLS[/SIZE]
When Lux said "WOW SOMEONE THAT PICKS TANK I AM IN HEAVEN LOL" in champ select, I knew this was going to be a tough game. Bottom tower went down at 11:30. I was top with an MF who tower hugged WHEN THE MINIONS WERE AT THE OTHER TOWER. Basically a solo lane, so I pineappleed up Teemo and Nasus, was 6/0/1 about twenty minutes in. MF continued to recall AS SOON AS she could buy an item. Eventually we stopped laning and started teamfighting, which is when Garen and Nasus repeatedly tried to 1v4 them instead of waiting for me. I'm not going to Stand United when you're trying to pineappleing 1v4, waste of an ult. Garen SPAMMED his ult. He didn't care how much HP his target had, if they were in range and it wasn't on cooldown a giant sword was going to slam into an opponent to deal 4 damage. Nasus thought his ult made him invincible. MF was a non-factor, as was Lux. They focused me, I pineappleed them up with Thornmail, Sunfire, and Randuin's. Team basically refused to help.
[SIZE="7"]REST OF TEAM COMBINED FOR 19 KILLS[/SIZE]