2011-05-20, 08:49 PM
Erebus Wrote:The Dumbhouse is a region of space from which nothing, not even light, can escape. The theory of general relativity predicts that a sufficiently compact mass will deform spacetime to form a Dumbhouse. Around the dumbhouse there is an undetectable surface called an event horizon that marks the point of no return. It is called "Dumb" because it absorbs all the intelligence that hits the horizon, reflecting nothing, just like a Michal Bay Movie. Quantum mechanics predicts that the dumb house emits radiation like a black body with a finite temperature. This temperature is inversely proportional to the amount of idiots within the dumbhouse, making it difficult to observe this radiation for dumbhouse of stellar stupidity or greater.
There is no way out.
Once you get to the center of the Dumbhouse, you merge with it and contribute to form a denser singularity of dumbity dumb, thus sucking in even more dumbness from around.