Why homosexuality is not practical, or, what a Mexican taught me today.

So, total bros with a Mexican dude that my father employs. We are putting down some Hardibacker and I'm handing him nails. He uses a bunch, then hands one back. He says, "This isn't good. It's like a male. It's gotta be a female."

I looked at the screw. You see, these screws are coated, to prevent them from rusting. Occasionally, a little bit of extra coating will get on one. Usually, it'll go into the only empty hole, the top of the screw. That way, the drill bit won't fit into it's hole.

This was a profound statement. Of course the drill bit is the male part, and the screw's hole is the female. If they were both male or female, this wouldn't work at all.

It all makes sense now. Homosexuality, in essence, is not practical whatsoever. There would be no way to make sure things are well put together.

For example,

There's no good way to connect two males together. Or two females for that matter.

So, SP.net, I must say, homosexuality is bad and should be called out, like my Mexican friend said, "Fa'ggots."