Westboro Baptist Church in a nutshell

I know you meant that in typical metaseraphim comedy

Wait, what?

but you're actually on the right track.

I myself bagged an elusive white nigger the other day verbally abusing his girlfriend in the mall. It was an astounding sight. All she did was buy him a smoothie and he flipped his sh'it like a pancake.

Wow, that sounds like an amazing sight. I wonder if Spidey saw it given that she lives around NJ as well and has actually been going outside as of lately.