Westboro Baptist Church in a nutshell

There are different levels of niggers. We have to go deeper.

I know you meant that in typical metaseraphim comedy, but you're actually on the right track.
I myself bagged an elusive white nigger the other day verbally abusing his girlfriend in the mall. It was an astounding sight. All she did was buy him a smoothie and he flipped his sh'it like a pancake.