2011-05-11, 09:19 PM
>friend of mine and his gf were dating
>he's a swinger
>she just dumped him tonight
>messages me on Fb asking if she can come over and talk
>last time she was over and we hung out (that wasn't her and her now ex arguing) she was flirting with me
>???
>she wants my disco stick
F'UCK MY MIND AND IT'S LEAPING SENSES OF PARANOID CONCLUSIONS I SWEAR I HOPE TO GOD SHE DOESN'T TRY TO HOOK UP WITH ME OH SWEET GOD PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN PLEASE LORD(S) ABOVE (AND BELOW) DON'T LET THIS BE HER COMING OVER AND COMING ON TO ME I DON'T WANT DON'T WANT DON'T WANT DON'T F'UCKING WANT.
>he's a swinger
>she just dumped him tonight
>messages me on Fb asking if she can come over and talk
>last time she was over and we hung out (that wasn't her and her now ex arguing) she was flirting with me
>???
>she wants my disco stick
F'UCK MY MIND AND IT'S LEAPING SENSES OF PARANOID CONCLUSIONS I SWEAR I HOPE TO GOD SHE DOESN'T TRY TO HOOK UP WITH ME OH SWEET GOD PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN PLEASE LORD(S) ABOVE (AND BELOW) DON'T LET THIS BE HER COMING OVER AND COMING ON TO ME I DON'T WANT DON'T WANT DON'T WANT DON'T F'UCKING WANT.

