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"Research shows that:

1. Fat people love ice cream.
2. Fat people have a higher density, that is to say they have a higher body mass index, than skinny people.
3. This higher density makes them much heavier than the density of water compared to skinny people.
4. Fat people drown more since they're heavier.

Logically, ice cream is the problem."

Don't ask me why the fat people don't float on the water.

Actually, being fat allows you to displace more water, due to having a higher density, and more water displaced means you have a higher buoyancy rate. Fat people actually float better than skinny people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS5zpQqbalw

old tv show that was proving that fat people could float better