2011-05-09, 04:41 PM
Dear gargantuan spider:
Trying to sneak up on me from behind in order to devour my flesh will never work. I notice you and all your little friends. I hope your squished remains on my mother's shoe will deter your army from attempting another ambush. I hate you.
Trying to sneak up on me from behind in order to devour my flesh will never work. I notice you and all your little friends. I hope your squished remains on my mother's shoe will deter your army from attempting another ambush. I hate you.

