You guys have once again forced my hand into destructive action

Well some of you "get it"...

I'm not really personally invested in this.... I just have too much free time...

The problem is, if y'all don't actually think 'yer making fun of a "real" person... It somehow detracts away from the humor.

So again....

I nail myself to the cross (And I used my feet to nail my hands in.... Then I used one foot to nail the other foot in)...

The very base joke of all of this.... Is that it's ridiculous....

That's why it's funny.....

I just wish I didn't ruin it with this explanation....

Thank god.... very few people will read this, because this does really ruin the joke.....

I had fun.

(Don't tell yer friends)