You guys have once again forced my hand into destructive action

Oh god... I'd hate to get kicked off of youtube.

I think what some of my detractors are not getting, is my blatant, biting, self-depreciating sarcasm.

It's very hard to beat a guy that doesn't recognize that defeat exists.
All there is is a dichotomy of victories, that goes from small victories, to insanely huge victories.

Now try to put yourself in my shoes.

Where along that number line, do you think I place this victory?

Correct!

It is my greatest ever, with only infinity holding it back from being at the very top.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!