You guys have once again forced my hand into destructive action

Oh god... I'd hate to get kicked off of youtube.

I think what some of my detractors are not getting, is my blatant, biting, self-depreciating sarcasm.

It's very hard to beat a guy that doesn't recognize that defeat exists.
All there is is a dichotomy of victories, that goes from small victories, to insanely huge victories.

Now try to put yourself in my shoes.

Where along that number line, do you think I place this victory?

Correct!

It is my greatest ever, with only infinity holding it back from being at the very top.

Are you still talking to yourself, OP? You should get treated. It's serious autism.