hey SP

I moved to Annapolis MD when I was beginning 5th grade, spent my best years (now I know) In italy, and well, when I moved here I was immediately pegged the italian kid, which made me evidently weird. They didn't understand the concept of military bases back then. Anyway we had a close knit neighborhood, where all the kids were a grade older than me, but we played every sport none the less. We all decided to have a huge ya know standard sleepover, about 6 guys.

Well I got hit with this energy drink without knowing it, and couldn't sleep the entire night. It was like "zap" or something. Wasn't really a big deal, and we played PS1 games until like 3am. Anyway my friend vance decides to turn on porn, and were talking, glitch with the cablebox black/white/green porn. At this point, I haven't masterbated in my life, wasn't going to start now, but I was curious how ya know it all worked. So after about 2 minutes of just watching, I get up to go somewhere else because I'm just feeling uncomfortable.* Stand up, turn around, all 5 of them are jerking off. I just left the room, went home, left my pomegranate there, was awkward ever since.

Then I discovered Generals zero hour, found out a few other kids down the road played, and made a new social niche, which ironically got me into maplestory.

Worst part of that story.