2011-05-06, 03:57 AM
Pretty sure my SP buddies already know my deepest darkest secret.
My deepest darkest secret about my deepest darkest secret? I wear my metaphorical battle scars with pride. FUCK YOU LIFE, YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME? WELL BRING IT BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AMAZING I CAN ENDURE THE SHITTIEST OF SHIT AND STILL LIVE A WONDERFUL, WELL-ADJUSTED LIFE. SO FUCK YOU.
Yes I'm sure that makes me borderline psychotic but it's true 110%.
My other deepest darkest secret is that I have written an ode to Sarah's thighs. Because in my mind they are perfectly curved, delicious, and soft. And who wouldn't want to write an ode to delicious, perfectly curved, soft thighs?
My deepest darkest secret about my deepest darkest secret? I wear my metaphorical battle scars with pride. FUCK YOU LIFE, YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME? WELL BRING IT BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AMAZING I CAN ENDURE THE SHITTIEST OF SHIT AND STILL LIVE A WONDERFUL, WELL-ADJUSTED LIFE. SO FUCK YOU.
Yes I'm sure that makes me borderline psychotic but it's true 110%.
My other deepest darkest secret is that I have written an ode to Sarah's thighs. Because in my mind they are perfectly curved, delicious, and soft. And who wouldn't want to write an ode to delicious, perfectly curved, soft thighs?

