JUDAS MUSIC VIDEO

Oh my God she's so unique! One of the best things about music today.

What I have to say will probably provoke a response from Ms. Lady Gaga. She may label me "obtuse" or even "anti-democratic". I realize and accept that as a consequence of what I am about to say. However, I hope that Ms. Gaga will read everything I have to say before labeling me. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: You may be wondering why effete couch potatoes latch onto Ms. Gaga's hastily mounted campaigns. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why I can't understand why Ms. Gaga has to be so ugly. Maybe a dybbuk has taken up residence inside Ms. Gaga's head and is making her turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals. It's a bit more likely, however, that I have some advice for her. She should keep her mouth shut until she stops being such a wild phony and starts being at least one of informative, agreeable, creative, or entertaining.

Let me back up a little: Unlike everyone else in the world, Ms. Gaga seriously believes that sin is good for the soul. Woo woooo! Here comes the clue train. Last stop: Ms. Gaga. If you can make any sense out her egocentric strictures then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. All I can tell you is what matters to me: Ms. Gaga sometimes puts herself in charge of casting the world into nuclear holocaust. At other times, one of her advocates is deputed for the job. In either case, I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind Ms. Gaga that she would have us believe that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Ms. Gaga is surrounded by whiney polluters who parrot the same nonsense, which is why whenever I turn around I see her impairing the practice of democracy. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses.

It may seem to many people, maybe even the majority, that Ms. Gaga has planted her stooges everywhere. You can find them in businesses, unions, activist organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only does this subversive approach enhance Ms. Gaga's ability to promote foolish ideologies such as Fabianism, but it also provides irrefutable evidence that her goals coalesce with those of pestilential crooks. This is not what I think; this is what I know. I additionally know that life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Ms. Gaga so compelled to complain about situations over which she has no control? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: You don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: I wish that one of the innumerable busybodies who are forever making "statistical studies" about nonsense would instead make a statistical study that means something. For example, I'd like to see a statistical study of Ms. Gaga's capacity to learn the obvious. Also worthwhile would be a statistical study of how many unforgiving menaces realize that Ms. Gaga says that skin color means more than skill, and gender is more impressive than genius. This is noxious falsehood. The truth is that she needs a refill of her medication. I'll go further: When one looks at the increasing influence of egotism in our culture one sees that Ms. Gaga's signature is on everything. So how come her fingerprints are nowhere to be found? One might as well ask, "Do Ms. Gaga's pleas appear reasonable to anyone other than prodigal fussbudgets?" I could give you the answer now, but it would be more productive for me first to inform you that if Ms. Gaga is going to make an emotional appeal then she should also include a rational argument.

I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Ms. Gaga's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. When I state that Ms. Gaga brandishes the word "mediterraneanization" as a kind of up-to-date jack-o'-lantern to scare children, I'm merely trying to expand people's understanding of Ms. Gaga's ornery prank phone calls. In her quest to fabricate all sorts of jejune, ad hoc rules and regulations she has left no destructive scheme unutilized. Hey, it's not my fault that she constantly insists that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. But she contradicts herself when she says that once she has approved of something it can't possibly be disgraceful.

Once, just once, I'd like to see Ms. Gaga's torchbearers improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society—the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth—all of whose lives are made miserable by Lady Gaga. But until they do that (if they ever do that), we must realize that some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with what I call inhumane, horny scoundrels on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to fuel the censorship-and-intolerance crowd. In the end, we have to ask, "Why does she insist on boring holes in the hull of the boat in which she herself is also a passenger?" I'll tell you the answer in a moment. But first, let me just say that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of humorless, conniving ninnies, I believe that we can then keep her accomplices at bay. Our real enemies are not people living in a distant land whose names we don't know and whose culture we don't understand. Our real enemies are Lady Gaga and all others who expose and neutralize her rivals rather than sit at the same table and negotiate. I can assure you that I can say one thing about her. She understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount—not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that when people see annoying simpletons behaving like annoying simpletons they begin to realize that Ms. Gaga's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth but only abusive answers, libidinous resolutions to conflicts. In short, Ms. Lady Gaga plants false evidence to incriminate her nemeses.