2008-10-06, 04:00 PM
*Too lazy to edit it in*
To....members of Southperry annoyed by Shawn Johnson.
From...ClawofBeta
It has come to my attention that my action of introducing Shawn Johnson to this website could be seen as offensive, annoying, selfish, and hurtful. I never intended for this to happen. I want you to understand that I was merely trying to express my...er...devotion to Shawn Johnson, though I can see now it may appear that I was an attention seeker. Please accept this sarcastic apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to do nothing. That said, I would very much appreciate it if you would root for Shawn Johnson in the 2012 London Games if she enters.
Sincerely, your fellow Southperrian, ClawofBeta.
Sincerity: Technical
Excuses: You were never supposed to know.
I feel better now.
Please Do Not Try to get Even and Do not tell my parents.
Additional Notes: None.
There, I posted the format.
To....members of Southperry annoyed by Shawn Johnson.
From...ClawofBeta
It has come to my attention that my action of introducing Shawn Johnson to this website could be seen as offensive, annoying, selfish, and hurtful. I never intended for this to happen. I want you to understand that I was merely trying to express my...er...devotion to Shawn Johnson, though I can see now it may appear that I was an attention seeker. Please accept this sarcastic apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to do nothing. That said, I would very much appreciate it if you would root for Shawn Johnson in the 2012 London Games if she enters.
Sincerely, your fellow Southperrian, ClawofBeta.
Sincerity: Technical
Excuses: You were never supposed to know.
I feel better now.
Please Do Not Try to get Even and Do not tell my parents.
Additional Notes: None.
There, I posted the format.